TODAY'S TOPIC: The Cockle
The cockle (better known as Julio Cesar Gar in the water areas adjacent to the Rio de la Plata) is a toothless mollusk that inhabits the southern shores of all the seas found off the coast of any country bordering on any ocean, river, pond or other body of water in this planetoid known as Earth.
has a morphology ranging from "amorphous" and "deformed" as the connotations of each biologist wishes to apply at a particular time and molecular weight between the 3.1 and 4.27 moles per liter. His body is covered by a carapace (or "shell") hard compound glucosamine acetate, calcium carbonate, monosodium glutamate and quince pentachloride among other delicacies, which protects it against external pathogens and attack the bad bugs that want to destroy it in order to keep their good fortune.
The cockle feel special fondness for the places where salt water is plentiful, from which it draws its main food: the chimichurry, that gives you strength, wisdom, intelligence and a remarkable ability to solve crossword puzzles and self-defined. However, recently demonstrated the existence of cockles in tanks of fresh water, like puddles of water left by the rain on any street or road, heaps of spit in the bathroom of the stadium, etc.
The cockle breeding season is winter, in which the water temperature falls to -10 degrees Celsius or maybe, and the animal's metabolism down from 200 to 37 hectopascals (these figures are approximate). An average female can incubate about two million eggs, of which only 14.65 per cent will survive, due on all household incident as the stove burns or deep cuts with the razor. According to a census conducted in 1756 by Carlos Linnaeus and Carlos Balderrama at the University of Macedonia, cockles prefer to contact beings from another planet and consume large amounts of LSD before you begin the mating ritual, which may make this lasts four hours and three weeks.
Cockles prefer living in colonies of between 2000-3000 people, which is governed by a president elected every five years through a system of indirect democracy, where citizens send the name of their favorite candidate by text message Electoral Court, which in turn sends the data to the central processing of Microsoft in California and from there, Bill Gates and all his staff leave the wild parties to focus on selecting a name at random from all comers. Once this large counting Bill Gates tells you the name of Botinelli Oscar winner, which runs back from California to the major studios of Channel 4 to pass it to Fernando Vilar, while he polishes shoes and this, in turn, will obscene jokes to co-host of the news of the seven.
average life expectancy of the common cockle is four to five years, of which about two-thirds spend sleeping, eating chimichurry quarter and two eighths looking Headed for Court. These data also come from studies by Balderrama and Lineo, but to date have not been updated.
has a morphology ranging from "amorphous" and "deformed" as the connotations of each biologist wishes to apply at a particular time and molecular weight between the 3.1 and 4.27 moles per liter. His body is covered by a carapace (or "shell") hard compound glucosamine acetate, calcium carbonate, monosodium glutamate and quince pentachloride among other delicacies, which protects it against external pathogens and attack the bad bugs that want to destroy it in order to keep their good fortune.
The cockle feel special fondness for the places where salt water is plentiful, from which it draws its main food: the chimichurry, that gives you strength, wisdom, intelligence and a remarkable ability to solve crossword puzzles and self-defined. However, recently demonstrated the existence of cockles in tanks of fresh water, like puddles of water left by the rain on any street or road, heaps of spit in the bathroom of the stadium, etc.
The cockle breeding season is winter, in which the water temperature falls to -10 degrees Celsius or maybe, and the animal's metabolism down from 200 to 37 hectopascals (these figures are approximate). An average female can incubate about two million eggs, of which only 14.65 per cent will survive, due on all household incident as the stove burns or deep cuts with the razor. According to a census conducted in 1756 by Carlos Linnaeus and Carlos Balderrama at the University of Macedonia, cockles prefer to contact beings from another planet and consume large amounts of LSD before you begin the mating ritual, which may make this lasts four hours and three weeks.
Cockles prefer living in colonies of between 2000-3000 people, which is governed by a president elected every five years through a system of indirect democracy, where citizens send the name of their favorite candidate by text message Electoral Court, which in turn sends the data to the central processing of Microsoft in California and from there, Bill Gates and all his staff leave the wild parties to focus on selecting a name at random from all comers. Once this large counting Bill Gates tells you the name of Botinelli Oscar winner, which runs back from California to the major studios of Channel 4 to pass it to Fernando Vilar, while he polishes shoes and this, in turn, will obscene jokes to co-host of the news of the seven.
average life expectancy of the common cockle is four to five years, of which about two-thirds spend sleeping, eating chimichurry quarter and two eighths looking Headed for Court. These data also come from studies by Balderrama and Lineo, but to date have not been updated.
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