back a classic summer TV: I know what you did el verano pasado And the last and the last and the previous ...
Summer TV takes a holiday ... like everything, or almost everything. That is taking a holiday means that the programs they broadcast channels throughout the year (ie from March or April to October, November or December) end their cycles during the summer, take a break to return next year ... or never return. This is not bad. It's good TV cycles taken a break to not overwhelm the viewer. The problem is that when these programs are going on vacation, they are relieved other programs (because of course, should continue to transmit television, no matter what) of quality ranging from "poor" to "deplorable."
If throughout the year, the program of most channels (especially the private channels, as state television programming is much better than in the past) is more or less good, Poor shooting in the summer it becomes simply unbearable. The worst thing is that when the holidays are approaching, the TV channels announced their summer schedule like best in the world, as if to convey a set of programs of a great quality ... And so you end up doing is nothing less than a rehash of canned. But the worst canned class, those in the lower shelf and more the merits in the gondola, which already have cobwebs of being in there and whose due date has passed years ago.
Channel 10 was about two months promoting his "entirely new and original" summer programming. So turn to the second source of cheap programs and unbearable (after the TV Argentina) English television. Thus, they are repeating at midnight, Scenes from Marriage (as if we had not had enough support for a year, now repeated at the end of the day after the news, finally to destroy the self-esteem), in addition to other programs of "humor" from the motherland as Aida or Camera Café, which are nothing more than a display of ultra-worn jokes "sit-coms" American but now with a English accent. As if this were not enough, they are also repeating the Chilean novel males, which was broadcast on Channel 10 for about five or six years. It seems that in his day was successful and should be why repeat it, not because they have nothing better to put on display. As icing on the cake could mention that cultural Noah's ark, the pinnacle of good taste and distinction that is El Show de Cristina, now not only spend the afternoon, but in its new night version (Cristina de Noche), where the popular host stars interview Latin celebrity (Shakira, Gloria Estefan, Antonio Banderas, etc.) taking into account that most people are interested very much to know about the private lives of celebrities. There is also the game show, 100% national production, called Juga 20-10, under the leadership of Jorge Piñeyrúa and Pamela David, who was probably hired by the channel for his abilities as a driver. And that's not all, will announce more programs of dubious quality as those already mentioned: Ranking of Humor, Shock TV ("Again?!?) And some more that will delight children and adults for all (yes, all) the summer. And the irony is that Channel 10 is proud of doing "Responsible Communication." To die laughing.
Meanwhile, Channel 4 (or Monte Carlo Television, as they like to managers of the channel to be called) started with a little programming summer, perhaps more modest than its competition. Most of the programs completed their cycles were replaced by movies, but we must not forget that Sunday nights are repeating Mix Collection, which was impossible to see when they first passed last summer and now we plug it again as if we had not seen it a thousand times, ad nauseam, Marcelo Tinelli calling a woman answering the phone and this: "Hello, Susan?". We saw it, guys, we laugh, it's over, you're ... Just do not repeat it anymore! It's not funny, do not you see?! All these bloopers for a thousand years ago and know by heart! Worse, it seems that in the neighboring shore the same thing happens here, because that program, Mix Collection, is an imitation of an earlier program led by Matthias Martin, called it or not Viera (who was also broadcast by Channel 4, a few years ago), who spent exactly the same "jokes" classical television. When you do not want soup ... TWO DISHES! Something that did not change the programming of this channel (and may never change) is the insistence of the news of exalting the morbidity of viewers with news of the crime reports ... but that's another story.
Meanwhile, Channel 12 (or "Tele", which I think is the most stupid name that may anxious to get a TV ... It's like a radio station called "The Radio", a daily "El Diario" and so on) left Showmatch transmit because, thank God, the cycle ended (but only for the summer, no illusions), and as did Channel 4, was replaced by films, mostly premieres. This was a good measure, a wise and good that the channel would keep it all year round, but I know it's not going to do, so no matter. But Channel 12 (do not care what they say. I refuse to call it "Tele") also devoted to open a few cans, but they added some new ingredients, but basically still the same old metallic taste of canned. That's why programs like Telemental transmitted in Bermuda (Viva domestic production ... CANEJA!), Summer version of infumable comedy show and now that is emitted from the end of 2008, led by Rafael Villanueva de la Cruz and Maxi, in the which is perhaps the worst clothing for drivers ... Do you think it is "cool" or "chic" esmoking combine with jeans? By God! Fortunately, now I switched to T-shirts and shorts, by the heat. Channel 12 also broadcasts Monday Friday at 13.00 This is the Show, a program produced by King Midas Tinelli and led by José María Listorti and Carla Conte ... the truth is that it could expand on this programejo (sorry if you invent a word, but actually one that I thought would sound too shocking), but if I did would never end. Not worth saying that any program conducted by Listorti is a waste of time, Barny the Dinosaur lead better, only to see the face of Listorti is reason to turn off the televisior and throw the remote to smash the screen .. . Well, I said it! And to think that once led José María Recorded TV! Fortunately, that black period for a large program such as TVR was never issued for television in this country.
As we see, our dear television, which suffers from a severe crisis of programming throughout the year, summer seems to reach the climax of the mental meltdown. The only thing we can thank is that in summer you can do other things, like going to the beach, sunbathing, taking a walk, drink lemonade or beer on the porch of the house at sunset, admiring the sunset with his arm around shoulder of the beloved and a million things more, much more productive and interesting to spend hours watching TV ... although, in reality, this is true for any season.
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