MICROWAVE: Wait a minute, little rascal! What do you propose to do about it?
I: I'll heat up some coffee. Do you care?
MICROWAVE: Of course I care! I who have to do all the heavy lifting while you rest looking out the window. I who have to rotate the tray and the fan and cause the microwaves at the same time, to achieve heat the coffee ... And on top when finished, I have to do a beep to warn you. To avoid having to make the slightest effort and not have to stop looking out the window to look inside to see if the coffee is ready or not. Does it seem fair?
ME: Look, piece of junk, are the two o'clock, I'm tired, tense and not in the mood to argue with appliances. So for your sake, let this coffee hot so you can catch me. I need it.
MICROWAVE: Wait a second. Are you going to drink coffee at this hour? What are you doing awake at two in the morning with coffee? Are not you supposed to be sleeping?
ME: Yes, it is assumed, but I have no time to sleep.
MICROWAVE: Why not?
ME: I have a lot to study. In two days I have a partial test of biophysics, a pot very difficult, and I have to spend as much time as possible to study ... On the other hand, I do not think I have to give explanations of what I do or stop doing.
MICROWAVE: There you go again! Working like a dog so you have hot food every day ... I worry for your welfare ... so you thank me ... Mistreatment, as it were ... Like an object!
ME: Well ... It must be because you are an object, right? And I disagree with you to worry about my welfare and have hot meals every day. As for my welfare, I think the microwave is one of the most damaging appliances in the world. I only use to avoid wasting time by frying or baking. And then to have hot food ... the truth is you do not do a good job. The other day I put a heat two cups of coffee. One was boiling and the other froze. And the same goes with food. The chicken we had in the freezer and heated up last night was burned out and frozen on the inside. A true delight! And are you supposed to heat up frozen meals ... Or so said the manual that came with you inside the box.
MICROWAVE: You do not understand. Warm food is a very difficult task. Is too complex to direct the microwaves to be distributed evenly over the food. Is a task for pinpoint accuracy.
ME: Yes, I guess. MICROWAVE
: Do not be sarcastic with me. I'm being very honest at this time. I am opening my soul.
ME: Household appliances have no soul. The soul is an inherent human characteristic.
MICROWAVE: Not so sure. According to the pre-Socratic philosopher Anaxagoras, all things possess something called "nous" or elemental essence, which is found in inanimate objects as living beings.
ME: You know, I love to stay all night arguing with a microwave on philosophy, but the truth is that I have time. Biophysics I expected. Moreover, according to Anaxagoras, the "nous" is able to penetrate some things and not others, which explains the existence of animate and inert. Now let the door open to heat the damn coffee.
MICROWAVE: No! I will not let the coffee hot until you know my effort and values \u200b\u200bme for who I am.
I: To be honest, I think not worth even half what I paid for you. Had I known you were going to cause problems, I would have bought a primus.
MICROWAVE: How dare you! Are you priums saying a better than me?
ME: I'm just saying that a primus not complain much and do a good job.
MICROWAVE: You ... a ... Buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
ME: Well ... do not get well. No big deal, right?
MICROWAVE: I've had enough of you. Quit!
YO: What do you quit?
MICROWAVE: Yes You heard right. I quit. I never want to see you anymore. This is over!
ME: Wait, wait ... do not be angry, please. We could discuss it ...
MICROWAVE: No! There is nothing more to say. It over!
I: Okay. As you wish ... If you have to be so, so be it. 'll Warm coffee in the kitchen.
MICROWAVE: Eh ... No, wait. I ...
I: Yeah?
MICROWAVE: Well ... I think ... maybe I exaggerated a little ...
YO: I think I did too. Sorry ... Sorry for having shouted. And for having insulted.
MICROWAVE: I also cried. I do not know why I was so. I think I am under great stress ...
ME: But you are made to operate at 220 Volts.
MICROWAVE: Yes, although I assembled in Mexico with parts made in Malaysia.
ME: Well. So ... Friends?
MICROWAVE: Sure. You can warm the coffee. If you want.
ME: I have a better idea. Wait a minute.
MICROWAVE: What idea?
ME: It's a surprise. Be right back.
MICROWAVE: Hey! What will you do with that screwdriver?
I: I'll heat up some coffee. Do you care?
MICROWAVE: Of course I care! I who have to do all the heavy lifting while you rest looking out the window. I who have to rotate the tray and the fan and cause the microwaves at the same time, to achieve heat the coffee ... And on top when finished, I have to do a beep to warn you. To avoid having to make the slightest effort and not have to stop looking out the window to look inside to see if the coffee is ready or not. Does it seem fair?
ME: Look, piece of junk, are the two o'clock, I'm tired, tense and not in the mood to argue with appliances. So for your sake, let this coffee hot so you can catch me. I need it.
MICROWAVE: Wait a second. Are you going to drink coffee at this hour? What are you doing awake at two in the morning with coffee? Are not you supposed to be sleeping?
ME: Yes, it is assumed, but I have no time to sleep.
MICROWAVE: Why not?
ME: I have a lot to study. In two days I have a partial test of biophysics, a pot very difficult, and I have to spend as much time as possible to study ... On the other hand, I do not think I have to give explanations of what I do or stop doing.
MICROWAVE: There you go again! Working like a dog so you have hot food every day ... I worry for your welfare ... so you thank me ... Mistreatment, as it were ... Like an object!
ME: Well ... It must be because you are an object, right? And I disagree with you to worry about my welfare and have hot meals every day. As for my welfare, I think the microwave is one of the most damaging appliances in the world. I only use to avoid wasting time by frying or baking. And then to have hot food ... the truth is you do not do a good job. The other day I put a heat two cups of coffee. One was boiling and the other froze. And the same goes with food. The chicken we had in the freezer and heated up last night was burned out and frozen on the inside. A true delight! And are you supposed to heat up frozen meals ... Or so said the manual that came with you inside the box.
MICROWAVE: You do not understand. Warm food is a very difficult task. Is too complex to direct the microwaves to be distributed evenly over the food. Is a task for pinpoint accuracy.
ME: Yes, I guess. MICROWAVE
: Do not be sarcastic with me. I'm being very honest at this time. I am opening my soul.
ME: Household appliances have no soul. The soul is an inherent human characteristic.
MICROWAVE: Not so sure. According to the pre-Socratic philosopher Anaxagoras, all things possess something called "nous" or elemental essence, which is found in inanimate objects as living beings.
ME: You know, I love to stay all night arguing with a microwave on philosophy, but the truth is that I have time. Biophysics I expected. Moreover, according to Anaxagoras, the "nous" is able to penetrate some things and not others, which explains the existence of animate and inert. Now let the door open to heat the damn coffee.
MICROWAVE: No! I will not let the coffee hot until you know my effort and values \u200b\u200bme for who I am.
I: To be honest, I think not worth even half what I paid for you. Had I known you were going to cause problems, I would have bought a primus.
MICROWAVE: How dare you! Are you priums saying a better than me?
ME: I'm just saying that a primus not complain much and do a good job.
MICROWAVE: You ... a ... Buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
ME: Well ... do not get well. No big deal, right?
MICROWAVE: I've had enough of you. Quit!
YO: What do you quit?
MICROWAVE: Yes You heard right. I quit. I never want to see you anymore. This is over!
ME: Wait, wait ... do not be angry, please. We could discuss it ...
MICROWAVE: No! There is nothing more to say. It over!
I: Okay. As you wish ... If you have to be so, so be it. 'll Warm coffee in the kitchen.
MICROWAVE: Eh ... No, wait. I ...
I: Yeah?
MICROWAVE: Well ... I think ... maybe I exaggerated a little ...
YO: I think I did too. Sorry ... Sorry for having shouted. And for having insulted.
MICROWAVE: I also cried. I do not know why I was so. I think I am under great stress ...
ME: But you are made to operate at 220 Volts.
MICROWAVE: Yes, although I assembled in Mexico with parts made in Malaysia.
ME: Well. So ... Friends?
MICROWAVE: Sure. You can warm the coffee. If you want.
ME: I have a better idea. Wait a minute.
MICROWAVE: What idea?
ME: It's a surprise. Be right back.
MICROWAVE: Hey! What will you do with that screwdriver?
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